It is clear that those who have (much) more money than sense still have a healthy appetite for too much, technologically backward, combined minable. After all, this may be the only conclusion to the research done by Dior designer who has been created and this monstrosity:

The phone Dior will be the first of a new range of handsets tasteless flog the label for over $ 5,000 (£ 2,500). Made in conjunction with ModeLabs (which has also come with similar atrocities in Levi and TAG Heuer) release is predictable light on the characteristics and heavy flakes.

In fact, all we know is the Dior phone feature a touch screen display in its clamshell format - something no doubt the company hopes to catch up unforgiveable omission by an external display (not a problem it daaaarlings encourage you to get the most phone in public to encourage the ridiculous adulation of the unwashed masses). An indefinite megapixel camera (3.2MP is my optimistic guess) will also on board any doubt a form of multimedia playback will be there too. Do not count on a microSD slot well, which was considered superfluous on Nokia fashion faux pas today.

However, do not worry about this lack of substance my little heirs get a mini-phone extension called “My Dior” for your problems which clips outside of your bag Berkin and acts as a remote control / device shooting for thieves.

So joined Dior Armani, Gucci, Levi, et al Prada in a very exclusive list which proves once and for all a particularly important point: designers should stick to hemlines.